I got a virus and I thought “I’ll pay $100 to not have to call my ex boyfriend”. So they tell me “hey you actually have to pay $200 if you want us to guarantee that a lifetime of songs wont be lost” to which I say…hale noo. But I decide to take the risk. So I pay them the money and they say it is going to take five days and I’m like…huh. But I think, its probably just an over estimate, I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt. So I go about my business (various things happen, sick grandfather, I have to say goodbye to my boo) and then on the 5th day…I come home alone to no computer. On the 6th day I call. The phone rings and rings and rings and rings….several hours and a few managers later I hear back from them. They say “call back in two days, we haven’t even touched it yet”. So I crey. I call back in two days and they are all “OH HERP DERP LET US DO IT NOW”. So they do it and then call me and say to come get it. I come and get it and do a jolly prance to the car (only after being flirted with by the pretentious hipster geek squader). I get home and eagerly fire it up.
Try to use firefox…didn’t work, google chrome is magically my default browser.
I try to use skype, has been uninstalled, cannot re-install it for the life of me.
Try to use itunes, it crashes, songs wont play.
Reinstall….everything.
Restart my computer.
Have to reinstall skype again.
Fuck geek squad.
